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I should start calling myself a Lemmy male
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The anti-emoji thing was ridiculous anyway 🤷🏽♀️
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Sorry to anyone who’s reading this for the first time
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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I leave for 3 days and suddenly everyones talking about some dude shitting im so out of the loop 😭
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I really like the new icons, really keeps with the whole bee theme!
Image description: > @extrafabulous_comics > Dylan: > "Why don't girls like me" > Girls: >"Hey" > "Dylan" > "It's me, girls." > "All girls" > "Only you understand that all women share a unified consciousness, Dylan" >"Be one with me Dylan" >"Link your mind to the hive"
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It's hilarious that spez is still trying to make false allegations against Apollo's dev. especially considering he has actual recording of the calls. smh
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Common Linus W.
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This is going to be a massive shitshow, cant wait!
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I'm glad there's no karma, hopefully that'll mean less bots that steal posts, get loads of karma, then sell those accounts to people who use them to scam.
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I always forget how many intrusive ads are on the internet. One time I shared a link to one of my family members and they almost got a virus because of a pop-up ad. The web is actually unusable without uBlock Origin.
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Firefox, and ill continue to use it for as long as possible. No thanks Chromium.
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In the same boat here, created a account on mastodon.lol (rip) and never ended up using it. But i'm enjoying Lemmy a lot more!