I used to know the exact time my printer took and the walk to make it to the drop box to get that all important stamp! Not dumb or lazy just need the deadline pantskick

There is a vast difference between learning the subject and writing to the question. It is both depressing and hilarious I once got an HD for an essay on a book I didn’t read. Make of that …

Gorgeous!

I have no specific advice, but a previous landlord whippersnippered a hydrangea to about 2 inches tall and it recovered. Hardy beasts.

Got some of those also, they start a bit later

People and Culture should be reminded the Dutch Solution exists.

I can hear an owl 🖤

Ordered pizza that includes prawns. They put calamari on too, I don’t mind but hello allergy nightmare. Don’t do that!

https://youtu.be/UKwrgWkur00?si=P2oxgOAXUjXD8Qgf

That’s my phrase! 😝

Zelazny quote about many legged furry alarm clock

The beatings will continue until … every employee is 18 and doesn’t know any better

I suspect many don’t recall jeans as being heavy work pants. The rivets are there for a reason. Pre-shreaded fashion things are amusing.

My WhiteBoy used to wake us up by delicately inserting a single claw into a nostril

Down with that sort of thing

So am I, but I got fixed. 😺

He did a great roasted chicken impersonation. If you ignore the fur and having a head.

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A brown paper bag of mystery fun fluid

No need when 98% of your wardrobe is black