My thoughts as well.

238 g of Miralax mixed into 2 L of flavored sports drink. Drink all of it over the course of 24 hours at least 24 hours before the event.

Then immodium 2 mg twice daily to maintain a poop free existence.

Warning: this WILL work but also runs the risk of damaging your GI tract of maintained for too long.

Same here but because of Sync.

I've gotten so worn out hearing about this man.

He'll be charged with some stuff, acquitted of other stuff. Some people will be really happy about what happens to him, some will insist it's a with hunt.

He'll never see the inside of a jail cell, or the oval office again but he'll keep dominating headlines every few weeks/months.

All I want anymore is for him to disappear and never be spoken of again.