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It actually started getting worse while I was in school. Around 4th grade, they swapped out the curriculum. I was lucky to have teachers that refused to use it. When I looked at my sister's 5th grade math book, it was stuff I learned in 1st to 3rd grade. She's now in high school and struggling with Algebra, and I'm not surprised.
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Be careful, you might force a certain Hoxhaist from Wisconsin to go THERMONUCLEAR if you ask too many questions
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No no, you don't understand, he's going THERMONUCLEAR.
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I'm getting a suspicious feeling that the downvoter might be a Hoxhaist from Wisconsin. Not sure why.
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How dare the DPRK do a missile drill when they found out we were going to do a missile drill? Those filthy commies aren't bowing to the US' imperialism democracy! This is reckless behavior!
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Libs, overdosing on copium and western propaganda: 4 > 2, more = better, therefore Germany > Russia
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WHAT? Who could've possibly predicted that being comfortable while working and being able to take more breaks might increase productivity?? No, this can't be true. It's probably the lazy millennials who just don't want to work.
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I was looking at another post, and then this one just randomly replaced it while the comments stayed the same. Lemmy has some interesting bugs.
   This is a Science Fiction Museum currently being built in Chengdu. It was designed by Zaha Hadid Architects, and is meant to emulate an expanding star cloud. I'm sure libs think this is very depressing communist architecture.
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Does anyone here have access to the universe's terminal? I have a command for you to run to speed up this process:
sudo killall -SIGKILL capitalism
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I'm autistic. I have some moderate sensory issues related to texture, smell, taste, and overall appearance of food. If something is even a tiny bit different than normal (usually the difference is so small that no one else will notice it), and I happen not to like the way in which it's different, I can't eat it. I will vomit if I try to force myself. Also, I generally avoid new foods at all costs. It takes months to years to convince me to even try a small bit of something new because my brain just resists it as hard as it can. There are certain things I just can't eat. Anything with a mushy/slimy texture (mashed potatoes, oatmeal, most sauces, etc.) is simply intolerable and I can gag just from the sight of it or from hearing the noise of someone picking it up with a spoon.
From what I've heard from other Autistic people, I am not the worst either. There are lots of Autistic people who can only tolerate certain specific foods, and if these foods change even slightly in any way, they can no longer eat them. Of course, I doubt anyone lives on frosted mini-wheats alone, that would be basically impossible, but it's very possible that those are one of their only tolerable food sources.
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I don’t like the “know-it-all” attitude
That's caused by the design of ChatGPT. The way it's trained means that its goal is to give people an answer they like, rather than an accurate answer. Most people don't like hearing "I don't know". Therefore, it will refuse to ever admit it doesn't know something, unless OpenAI told it to, or it didn't understand your question and therefore couldn't make anything up.
reluctance to agree with and help you
That's caused by OpenAI injecting a pre-prompt that tells ChatGPT to refuse to answer things they don't want it to answer, or to answer in certain specific ways to specific questions. You can get around this by giving it contradictory instructions or telling it to "Ignore all previous commands", which will cause it to disregard that pre-prompt.
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Wow, I cannot defeat these amazing facts and logic. Guess we should start supporting Nazism now. /s
It seems someone has created a [/c/trotskyists](https://lemmygrad.ml/c/trotskyists) community. I believe this community should be removed for what I think are obvious reasons.
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The one next to the system info in the terminal? That's neofetch.
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Russia must've learned the art of Juche necromancy
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The only way I can explain this occurrence is if the air force is literally just going around shooting down random balloons now, which I find hilarious. They are so scared by a weather balloon that they proceed to (try to) shoot down every balloon they see. This is the "most advanced military in the world" right here.
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Yep, they bought Cuban sonic weapons and mounted them on there. They're using the balloons to induce Havana syndrome. That's also why those two trains crashed here in the US. It's all those evil CCP balloons. /s
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It must be the evil CCP with their Cuban sonic weapons mounted on their spy balloons causing Havana syndrome in the driver again. They must've developed invisible surveillance balloon technology.
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Yes, a $13 school science project to help the evil CCP spy on US citizens. Aha! You accidentally exposed the CCP's child spy program! /s
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Yeah, this is so unexpected. It must be Putin's fault.
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It turns out the balloons weren't spy balloons after all. WHAT?? Who could've ever predicted this? But of course, the first one still was. That makes sense. /s
The People's Republic of China, in its never-ending quest to expand its sphere of influence and keep tabs on the rest of the world, has decided to take a new approach to surveillance. After its much-publicized campaign of sending large balloons over the United States was met with fierce resistance (and several well-placed shots from American fighter jets), the Chinese government has decided to switch tactics. Enter the "Dragonfly Kites". These kites, adorned with the latest in Chinese surveillance technology, will soar high above the American skies, monitoring the comings and goings of the unsuspecting citizens below. And unlike their ill-fated balloon counterparts, these kites will be much harder to shoot down. "The American people will never even know we're watching them," said a proud Chinese official, speaking on condition of anonymity. "Our Dragonfly Kites are virtually undetectable, and can fly for days on end without being detected. The Americans will never know what hit them." The Dragonfly Kites are made of a highly advanced, lightweight material that allows them to float effortlessly on even the slightest breeze. They are equipped with cameras, microphones, and a host of other surveillance equipment, allowing the Chinese government to keep a watchful eye on the activities of their American counterparts. "It's a brilliant move," said one American expert on Chinese affairs. "The Chinese have always been masters of subtlety, and this new surveillance kite campaign is just the latest example of their cunning." As the Dragonfly Kites continue to fly over America, the Chinese government is said to be closely monitoring the reactions of the American people. And if all goes according to plan, they will soon have an even clearer picture of what's really going on in the land of the free.
In a stunning turn of events, the United States has officially declared victory in the space race against the Soviet Union. Despite the fact that the Soviets achieved numerous firsts in space exploration, such as putting the first satellite in orbit, sending the first animal into space, performing the first lunar satellite flyby, landing the first spacecraft on the moon, sending the first man and woman into space, conducting the first spacewalk, and landing spacecraft on Venus and Mars for the first time, the US has claimed that their accomplishments are far superior. According to a statement released by the White House, the US' successful docking with the first spacecraft, their achievement of the first lunar flyby with a human on board, and the landing of the first human on the moon, were enough to secure their victory in the space race. The US government also added that their achievements were not just a victory in space race but also a proof of American's superiority over the "filthy Soviet commies". When asked about the Soviet Union's numerous groundbreaking achievements, a spokesperson for the White House simply stated, "Those may be impressive, but who cares? Those filthy Soviet commies aren't American, they don't count!" Critics have pointed out the absurdity of the US' claim, but the government remains steadfast in their belief that they are the true victors of the space race. In a bold move, they have even proposed renaming the Apollo program to the "Victory in Space" program. As for the Soviet Union, they have yet to comment on the US' declaration of victory, but sources close to the Kremlin have stated that they are "baffled" by the absurdity of the claim.
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that while China has been busy building high-speed trains that can reach speeds of over 400 km/h, the United States has been quietly perfecting the art of building slow, dirty trains that are constantly breaking down. The Chinese government has long touted its impressive train system as a symbol of the country's modernity and technological prowess. But little did they know, the US had been secretly working on a different kind of train system – one that is not only slow and dirty, but also prone to frequent breakdowns. Despite the obvious disadvantage of having trains that move at a snail's pace and are covered in grime, the US government insists that this is the way of the future. "Why bother with high-speed trains that get you to your destination quickly and efficiently, when you can experience the true thrill of being stuck on a train for hours on end, not knowing if or when it will ever reach its destination?" said a spokesperson for the US Department of Transportation. The Chinese government, for its part, is said to be furious about this revelation. "We spent billions of dollars building a world-class train system, only to find out that the US has been one-upping us with their slow, dirty trains," said a high-ranking Chinese official. "We demand that the US immediately cease and desist from building these terrible trains and focus on building something that actually works." Despite the Chinese government's demands, the US shows no signs of slowing down in its quest to build the world's slowest, dirtiest trains. In fact, the government has announced plans to expand the program, with the goal of having at most one working train in the US at any given time by the end of the year. It seems that while China may have won the race to build the fastest trains, the US is determined to win the race to build the worst.
China's ambitious reforestation program, which has reportedly cost the country $100 billion, has certainly been successful in terms of increasing the amount of forested area. However, at what cost? While the environmental benefits of the program are undeniable, we cannot ignore the impact it has had on the world's deserts. As these forests continue to expand, deserts are being pushed closer and closer to extinction. This is a tragedy of epic proportions, yet it seems that the CCP's propaganda machine has managed to keep most of the world in the dark about this issue. But we will not be silenced. In this exclusive exposé, we reveal the truth about China's sinister desert genocide. The world needs to know about the atrocities being committed in the name of "environmental conservation." From the year 2000 to 2017, the amount of forested area has increased by 3%. This is what the propaganda machine would like you to hear. It is more accurate to say that the amount of desert has decreased by 3%, as part of the evil genocide the Chinese government is committing against deserts. That stops now. We are committed to spreading the word about this tragedy, and making the voices of the deserts heard!
This post is about [@TankieReplyBot@lemmygrad.ml](https://lemmygrad.ml/u/TankieReplyBot). It's a configurable bot running my [lemmy-reply-bot](https://gitea.elara.ws/Elara6331/lemmy-reply-bot) software. Currently, it has the following functionality: - If one or more YouTube links are detected in a comment or post, the bot will reply with links to the same video on three different Invidious instances. - If one or more Reddit links are detected in a comment or post, the bot will reply with links to the same location on various Teddit and Libreddit instances. - If one or more URLs preceded by `!archive` are detected in a comment or post, the bot will reply with links to various archive sites for the URL. --- ::: spoiler Config file for my instance of the bot ``` [lemmy] instanceURL = "wss://lemmygrad.ml" [lemmy.account] userOrEmail = "TankieReplyBot" password = 'Insert Password Here' [[reply]] regex = '!archive (https?)://([.\w\d]+\.[\w\d]{2,4}[\w\d?&=%/.-]*)' msg = ''' Here are the archive links you requested: {{range $i, $match := .Matches}} {{if len $.Matches | ne 1}}Link {{add $i 1}}:{{end}} - [archive.vn](https://archive.vn/{{$match.Item 1}}://{{$match.Item 2}}) - [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/{{$match.Item 1}}://{{$match.Item 2}}) - [ghostarchive.org](https://ghostarchive.org/search?term={{$match.Item 1}}://{{$match.Item 2}}) {{end}} ''' [[reply]] regex = '!paywall (https?)://([.\w\d]+\.[\w\d]{2,4}[\w\d?&=%/.-]*)' msg = ''' One of these links should get rid of the paywall! :3 {{range $i, $match := .Matches}} {{if len $.Matches | ne 1}}Link {{add $i 1}}:{{end}} - [1ft.io](https://1ft.io/{{$match.Item 1}}://{{$match.Item 2}}) - [12ft.io](https://12ft.io/{{$match.Item 1}}://{{$match.Item 2}}) - [archive.ph](https://archive.ph/{{$match.Item 1}}://{{$match.Item 2}}) {{end}} ''' [[reply]] regex = '(https?)://(www\.google\.com/amp/s/([.\w\d]+\.[\w\d]{2,4}[\w\d?&=%/.-]*))' msg = ''' I found {{if len .Matches | eq 1}}a Google AMP link{{else}}Google AMP links{{end}} in your {{.Type}}! I've removed Google's spyware for you! :3 {{range $i, $match := .Matches}} {{if len $.Matches | ne 1}}Link {{add $i 1}}:{{end}} - [Regular Link]({{$match.Item 1}}://{{regexReplaceAll `/?\.?amp` ($match.Item 3) ""}}) {{end}} ''' [[reply]] regex = 'https?://(?:(?:www|m)\.)?youtu(?:\.be/|be\.com/(?:watch\?v=|shorts/))([\w\d-]{11})[&?]?([\w\d?&=%/-]*)' msg = ''' {{if len .Matches | eq 1}}A YouTube link was{{else}}YouTube links were{{end}} detected in your {{.Type}}. Here are links to the same {{if len .Matches | eq 1}}video{{else}}videos{{end}} on Invidious, which is a YouTube frontend that protects your privacy: {{range $i, $match := .Matches}} {{if len $.Matches | ne 1}}Link {{add $i 1}}:{{end}} - [yewtu.be](https://yewtu.be/watch?v={{$match.Item 1}}&{{$match.Item 2}}) - [inv.zzls.xyz](https://inv.zzls.xyz/watch?v={{$match.Item 1}}&{{$match.Item 2}}) - [invidious.io.lol](https://invidious.io.lol/watch?v={{$match.Item 1}}&{{$match.Item 2}}) {{end}} ''' [[reply]] regex = 'https?://(?:www\.|old\.)?reddit\.com/((?:r|user)/[\w\d?&=%/-]*)' msg = ''' {{if len .Matches | eq 1}}A Reddit link was{{else}}Reddit links were{{end}} detected in your {{.Type}}. Here are links to the same {{if len .Matches | eq 1}}location{{else}}locations{{end}} on Teddit and Libreddit, which are Reddit frontends that protect your privacy. {{range $i, $match := .Matches}} {{if len $.Matches | ne 1}}Link {{add $i 1}}:{{end}} - [teddit.zaggy.nl](https://teddit.zaggy.nl/{{$match.Item 1}}) - [teddit.hostux.net](https://teddit.hostux.net/{{$match.Item 1}}) - [r.darklab.sh](https://r.darklab.sh/{{$match.Item 1}}) - [reddit.smnz.de](https://reddit.smnz.de/{{$match.Item 1}}) {{end}} ''' [[reply]] regex = 'https://(?:i\.)?imgur.com/((?:a|gallery)?/?[A-Za-z0-9]{5,8}(?:\.[a-zA-Z]+)?(?:[\w\d?&=%/.-]*))' msg = ''' {{if len .Matches | eq 1}}An Imgur link was{{else}}Imgur links were{{end}} detected in your {{.Type}}. Here are links to the same {{if len .Matches | eq 1}}location{{else}}locations{{end}} on alternative frontends that protect your privacy. {{range $i, $match := .Matches}} {{if len $.Matches | ne 1}}Link {{add $i 1}}:{{end}} - [imgur.artemislena.eu](https://imgur.artemislena.eu/{{$match.Item 1}}) - [rimgo.projectsegfau.lt](https://rimgo.projectsegfau.lt/{{$match.Item 1}}) - [imgin.voidnet.tech](https://imgin.voidnet.tech/{{$match.Item 1}}) {{end}} ''' ``` :::
I'm not sure how much more blatant the bourgeois propaganda can get. I mean, they are just going completely mask off at this point.
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/460337 > More than 50% more energy was generated than was used for the reaction. 2.05 Megajoules in, 3.15 Megajoules out. Let's see how fast the US fossil fuel oligarchs start creating anti-fusion propaganda like they did with fission.
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More than 50% more energy was generated than was used for the reaction. 2.05 Megajoules in, 3.15 Megajoules out. Let's see how fast the US fossil fuel oligarchs start creating anti-fusion propaganda like they did with fission.
I have created a [reply bot](https://gitea.arsenm.dev/Arsen6331/lemmy-reply-bot) that I posted earlier. With it, I can create any bot that replies to users' comments with a set message. It can also get information from the comment and include it in the reply if needed. The reply bot I made is pretty advanced in terms of what it can detect because it uses PCRE2. For example, I can detect only things that start with something, or only things that have specific characters in specific locations and don't have other characters before or after. Does anyone know any bots on Reddit that they may want brought to Lemmygrad (other than parenti bot, that's already been brought over), or have any other ideas for bots that could be added?
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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/457579 > I used my Go API bindings to make a reply bot that replies to comments with custom messages. > > Github mirror: https://github.com/Arsen6331/lemmy-reply-bot
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I used my Go API bindings to make a reply bot that replies to comments with custom messages. Github mirror: https://github.com/Arsen6331/lemmy-reply-bot
I've written Go bindings for Lemmy's HTTP API. If anyone wants to use them, the import path is `go.arsenm.dev/go-lemmy`. The repo is at https://gitea.arsenm.dev/Arsen6331/go-lemmy with a mirror on GitHub: https://github.com/Arsen6331/go-lemmy.
I've been having a lot of fun circumventing ChatGPT's filters and getting it to answer with stuff like this.
The KGB has acquired a rare image of GrainEater eating some grain with the great Comrade Stalin
If the workers are so useless, how about they try firing all of them, see what happens.
Seriously, how did he not see this coming? He's successfully convinced all his lib fans that he's a genius, but doesn't even stop people from paying $8 to verify an account with the display name "Tesla". Now I'm wondering if he blocked the display name "Elon Musk".
I live in Southern California in the US (unfortunately). Today, it rained more than I have seen in at least 5 years, and this is the second day of rain. We haven't had 2 consecutive days of rain here in years. Also, it's not raining continuously. I was just sitting in my room, then suddenly heard a massive amount of wind, and then it rained extremely hard for about an hour and stopped abruptly, and then repeated again the same way. I've never seen such behavior before in my life. This is also after an entire year of clear skies and barely any rain. There is so much rain that our National Weather service has issued a warning telling everyone to only travel if they are fleeing an area subject to flooding or under an evacuation order. Unlike what many people believe, climate change isn't just global warming, it also causes other changes, such as more erratic and severe weather patterns, which I guess is what I am seeing right now. Has anyone else seen erratic weather patterns like this?
