Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I made a bunch of comments critical of the site and then banned myself (deleted account) before they could ban me. "You can't fire me, I quit!"

I mean the state of Texas is right. The heat didn't kill him, they did with their negligence.

Lemming signal?

My cat prefers to drink the water that has pooled in the shower

I never went to prom and reading the replies here reaffirms my decision

Isn't that a good thing? Free river!

When I was a kid, I thought those things tasted fake and nasty.

Everything's bigger in Texas, including the power outages!

I didn't buy it before because it had kernel level anticheat which is incredibly invasive and unnecessary for a PVE game, and now I'm really glad I didn't buy it.

The three tryharding australium rocket launcher soldiers after the medic ubers a gibus spy:

I can hardly see what's going on in this and it's my own poster

DON'T UBERCHARGE A LIME SCUNT AT 3AM

I can hear this in my head I AM FULLY CHARGED! GO GET THEM! MOVE!

Why do you think we have the Beggar's Bazooka?

Spoilet (Spy+toilet)

Me neither. Reject celebrities, return to American Boot

They're both explosives classes, so it's close enough

I wouldn't use twitter if they paid me