US President Joe Biden Scheduled to Appear on Hot Ones in a Last-Ditch Effort to Convince the American Public That He Still Has Enough Energy to Run the Nation

"Gimme the hottest ya got!" screamed the President at a campaign fundraiser in Wilmington, DE hosted by OpenAI and Wells Fargo. When Hexbear News Network's Junior Corespondent MaxOS questioned First Lady Jill Biden on whether the president can handle the level of spice, she responded "It's a trial by fire. We'll have to see..."