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Russian autopsy shows Navalny locked self in Siberian gulag, poisoned self

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2024/02/russian-autopsy-shows-navalny-locked-self-in-siberian-gulag-poisoned-self/

"MOSCOW – Officials from the Kremlin, under the close supervision of Russian President Vladimir Putin, have concluded an autopsy of Alexei Navalny, concluding that the recently-deceased opposition leader spontaneously sentenced himself to 30 years in a remote Siberian gulag before then ingesting his own poison that he brought from home."

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