How to write smart and cunning characters when you, the writer, are dumb as shit 🧵 :

Name them Witt

Make other characters look straight to the camera and say "wow Witt is so witty, and smart and cunning"

Make them reveal shit happening was all according their secret masterplan as many times as posible

The character wins no matter what Deus ex Machina you gotta pull, again, all according to their masterplan