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Hugh Neutron
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Huh, Lilo’s thumb is positioned properly. Who taught Lilo how to throw a punch—Nani?
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I always take it as a challenge. Like “hey, if you can get past the information goalie, you can find out what the shooter put in his stupid manifesto we published for millions to read!” Or “hey, if you can solve the E-Sphinx’s Riddle, you get to read this research on whether or not we’ll have a climate in the next ten years!” Helps take the edge off sometimes.
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One count of being an autodialer. And, uh, one count of being an accessory to being an autodialer.
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Ned without the schnapps loves Aaaann Landers!
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Gdi I was literally coming here to post this.
“ME FLAPPA DICKEY RRONG TIME-A!!”
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Wow, really?? What am I doing slumming it on my phone with Reader Mode then, hahaha
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“do wat u will…… i hav already won…. 😞”
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Though I got a bit carried away a few nights ago and have a burn mark on my leg now
Hahahahaha
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This, but I use the hottest water I can stand under the tap and go a few times.
The way this works is because the reason a mosquito bite is itchy is due to an enzyme in mosquito saliva which locally numbs an area when a mosquito bites you. Once the mosquito saliva enzyme starts wearing off, it registers as itchiness until the enzyme is completely gone. So, using heat to denature the enzyme, making it impossible to do it’s job, makes the itching go away.
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That kid’s posture makes my shoulders feel tight just looking at it.
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We do serve their kind here!
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Wow I HATE how accurate it is that he’s make his prices 4.20 and 6.69 arbitrarily for the lels, I truly hate that detail so much
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Noiseless, sightless, scentless, weightless, and progressively more and more unaware of any bodily sensation.
Winning a cat’s approval is seriously the best feeling. In my experience, Dogs want you to like them, but Cats couldn’t care less—and that makes a bond with a cat feel a lot more significant.